Probably packed the most in to today that anyone ever could.

Wandered through a cave filled with stalactites
Found ourselves climbing the Cliffs of Moher
Ended up on castle grounds
Which lead to bike riding through forests
Golfing on hundreds of acres of greenery
And after all that now there is a much needed hot tub session
Only to follow with a few nightcaps and movie of course

I am going to sleep like a baby tonight.

In need of a Giants game very very soon. I miss me some orange and black. Obviously that includes Halloween too.

Travel Tips from Ireland

Apparently Greek women are not the only ones to have hair grow on their face... Saw this old woman yesterday with free flowing white hairs all over her face.. Awk. I advise to stay away.

I cannot understand anyone here so basically all I do is just nod and smile when anyone says anything to me.. It seems to work pretty well.

Do not pee next to an Irish church.. I have a feeling I might not be going to heaven...

Do go Irish dancing! If an old woman asks you to be her partner then go for it.. It will be the highlight of your night running around with a bunch of old people.

Driving on the left side of the ride is scary and navigating is even worse. If you get scared easily then just don't come here plain and simple.

Saw Obama speak in Dublin today. Since both our roots trace back to Ireland, he basically said we are related. Awesome.

Also saw a girl get attacked by a pigeon today (obviously) and she looked back at it as if she wanted to yell at it.. Clearly she didn't think this through since birds don't talk and they can also fly.. So better luck next time.

Drank tons of cider today. My favorite! The only straight alcohol that actually tastes good.

Did a crossword puzzle titled "Los Angeles" and one of the words I had to find was earthquake.. Definitely kid friendly...

Divorce?

So it isn't new news that my parents are getting divorced after what 30 years of marriage? Shoot I really hope that time wasn't wasted. Anyways my parents both think they will "come back together" later in life and get married the right way this time. According to my father this would be in a Catholic church instead of a Greek church like the first time around. This I thought was good insight since it is clearly not normal to walk around the altar ten times at your wedding... No wonder my mom wasn't happy.

Travel Tips for Greece

1. No one speaks English. Taxi men will literally drive away from you if they realize you don't speak Greek, so try and act like you know what you're doing.

2. If a taxi driver says, "I am not a killer," do not assume they are actually going to murder you. According to my Greek father they have a different kind of humor and watch too many horror movies leading them to make jokes that make them sound like psycho killers.

3. If you are on an island and order fish, be aware they will have lots of bones in them. Do not eat. They will kill you, not the taxi driver.

Sheesh I am just blogging away tonight..

Question: Boob jobs.. Friend or foe?

I have asked myself this question for a long time. In the case of Heidi Montag or whatever her name is, definitely a major foe. She had the perfect little petite body before, but after... YIKES. Don't want to be the person that pops those puppies. On the other hand Kate Hudson might have been justified when she got a baby bit done to her not so noticeable nonexistent boobs. Now her boobs are her friends because you can actually tell they are there. This does in face give people like me less hope (people like me or should I say women because guys don't have boobs, unless you count man boobs, which is just wrong). Kate Hudson was such a role model because she rocked her flatness and for many years I have to, but part of this was shot to hell well Kate when ahead and said to the whole world, "Hey it's so not okay to be flat, hence my recent adjustment." And I for example am very flat.. Not like "omg you guys my boobs totally don't fill this bra" flat, more like "I don't need to wear real bras and I can just get away with cute lacy sport bras" flat. See the difference? Excellent. Now back to whether I should reintroduce the idea of getting a little adjustment in my own life...

Answer: Nah, I could never get a boob job at the risk of them flailing up and down when I run because that just looks silly.