Friday, May 20, 2011

Travel Tips for Greece

1. No one speaks English. Taxi men will literally drive away from you if they realize you don't speak Greek, so try and act like you know what you're doing.

2. If a taxi driver says, "I am not a killer," do not assume they are actually going to murder you. According to my Greek father they have a different kind of humor and watch too many horror movies leading them to make jokes that make them sound like psycho killers.

3. If you are on an island and order fish, be aware they will have lots of bones in them. Do not eat. They will kill you, not the taxi driver.

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