Just tried to log on to twitter and it denied me because it was too busy?? Facebook would never think of doing such a thing. Royally ticked off.

Living and breathing DELTA GAMMA for the next two weeks. Recruitment is ever so joyous. I mean who wouldn't want to sing annoyingly catchy songs for three hours while clapping your hands together like one of those monkeys with a tambourine? I mean really.

Deep inside of you

Question i have always had.. Deep inside of you.. Is he physically inside of a woman or merely inside her soul? Because he slides up her dress so clearly we are getting a little frisky but at the same time he sounds very moved by this woman so maybe he is enjoying her intellectual side? Well now that just sounds stupid. I have answered my own question. He is telling this woman he feels like he is deep inside of her soul only to get deep in side of her you know what. Case closed.


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Location:West Side Fwy,Coalinga,United States

Back to the 90s

Baby I dont understand just why we cant be lovers..

Seriously N'sync had it right. I mean it should be just as simple as being lovers right? Yet no matter what they do they feel the pain. It seems like they really had it rough back in the 90s. Lots of pain. Maybe they needed some aspirin?

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Simple Human

Doesnt that brand make you feel stupid? I refuse to buy anything made from this brand because only an idiot would buy a product with the brand name simpme human. Just because simple is in the title doesnt mean its going to be easier to use. If you couldnt figure out how to use a soap dispenser before, you sure as hell arent going to figure it out now. All in all i would say its not an efficient way for simple living but an easy way for morons to feel better about themselves.


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Funny story

So we gave my dog Jake to these nice people as a temporary home because no one in my family has a place for him at the moment. Anyways besides us being terrible people, we just wamyed to find a nice place for Jake to live while we all get settled. Apparently he didnt like the nice home we took him to because the second we left him he bolted to a neighbors house down the street, proceeded to jump on top of the couch, and took a dump right on top. Fortunately the neighbors weren't mad but the fun doesnt end there. The next day he was tied to a chair and took off with it. What idiot would tie a dog to a chair with no one sitting in it. Anyways that is besides the point. Jake had a fun little adventure through a scary city and was thankfully found because of the micro chip in his brain. I guess the governments psycho big brother shit is good for something. The end. Oh and if any of you reading this (a mere few people im assuming) know of a lovely temporary home for my brave puppy Jake, do let me know.



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What does a betch do when she cant stop eating? Obviously a good bod is a key factor in being a betch but with so much good food in the world how do we contain ourselves? I have no problem with all other aspects of being a betch except this one.


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