Funny story

So we gave my dog Jake to these nice people as a temporary home because no one in my family has a place for him at the moment. Anyways besides us being terrible people, we just wamyed to find a nice place for Jake to live while we all get settled. Apparently he didnt like the nice home we took him to because the second we left him he bolted to a neighbors house down the street, proceeded to jump on top of the couch, and took a dump right on top. Fortunately the neighbors weren't mad but the fun doesnt end there. The next day he was tied to a chair and took off with it. What idiot would tie a dog to a chair with no one sitting in it. Anyways that is besides the point. Jake had a fun little adventure through a scary city and was thankfully found because of the micro chip in his brain. I guess the governments psycho big brother shit is good for something. The end. Oh and if any of you reading this (a mere few people im assuming) know of a lovely temporary home for my brave puppy Jake, do let me know.



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