Simple Human

Doesnt that brand make you feel stupid? I refuse to buy anything made from this brand because only an idiot would buy a product with the brand name simpme human. Just because simple is in the title doesnt mean its going to be easier to use. If you couldnt figure out how to use a soap dispenser before, you sure as hell arent going to figure it out now. All in all i would say its not an efficient way for simple living but an easy way for morons to feel better about themselves.


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Funny story

So we gave my dog Jake to these nice people as a temporary home because no one in my family has a place for him at the moment. Anyways besides us being terrible people, we just wamyed to find a nice place for Jake to live while we all get settled. Apparently he didnt like the nice home we took him to because the second we left him he bolted to a neighbors house down the street, proceeded to jump on top of the couch, and took a dump right on top. Fortunately the neighbors weren't mad but the fun doesnt end there. The next day he was tied to a chair and took off with it. What idiot would tie a dog to a chair with no one sitting in it. Anyways that is besides the point. Jake had a fun little adventure through a scary city and was thankfully found because of the micro chip in his brain. I guess the governments psycho big brother shit is good for something. The end. Oh and if any of you reading this (a mere few people im assuming) know of a lovely temporary home for my brave puppy Jake, do let me know.



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What does a betch do when she cant stop eating? Obviously a good bod is a key factor in being a betch but with so much good food in the world how do we contain ourselves? I have no problem with all other aspects of being a betch except this one.


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Apparently starbucks is the new place to get hit on. Definitely not as appealing since you can actually see the person that is hitting on you..


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Going out in the city tonight for the first time.. legally.

Shhh don't tell.

I currently got my license renewed since it expired the day I turned 21. Not sure that's the smartest idea since when someone turns 21 they basically rage for a few weeks straight. Can't do that with an expired license now can we? Hopefully they will find the temporary license I have (a piece of paper) acceptable...

21

I can legally drink. Weird. My whole life is about to change aka I am going to become an alcoholic. Ordered a hurricane at the Jazz Kitchen, which I have to say was quite delicious. I'm a big girl now :)

Ready to end this amazing five month European adventure and be back in America.

Lots more to come once I am home! Juicy details and all.

Or maybe not since I will finally be 21 and raging 24/7.

So excited to finally taste this thing that is known to be alcohol.....