If I fancy myself a comedian, does that mean I get to be self absorbed? Because all I seem to talk about lately is myself. Of course this makes sense from a comedic standpoint because my comedy comes from my life, my opinions, and my genius. All of which are completely hilarious. So doesn't this then give me more a right to talk about myself? I think so. I guess maybe sometimes I should let other people talk to, but only when given permission by me of course otherwise punishment is necessary.