My life is a walking comedy act. Oh goodness, if I compiled everything that happens on a daily basis I would have so much material. It would implicate quite a lot of people, but hey that's the way the cookie crumbles I guess. My friends and family are just too wacky and insane to not make fun of. They provide the material and I then provide the comedy. I need to start writing everything down. So many hilarious things were said today, yet I don't remember any of them.

Basically moral of this story is I have a new obsession with Willow Smith. Perfect.