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Okay EW, first thing first. Becky and I were walking back from class tonight and naturally we were prepared for some whistles, stares, and maybe even some following, but not THIS à We walk by this normal looking chill guy with a beanie sitting on his bike. I look over at him because I am a very inquisitive person and basically look at everyone that walks by me (not such a good thing to do in Italy, which I have come to learn). Anyways he was making this noise and then I see him moving his hand up and down by his crotch. I was in shock. Like is this guy really jacking off right now? No he wasn’t actually, but it looked so real. My eyes are burned for life. I never thought I could ever be so disgusted. He was literally pretending to jack off to us. Only in my dreams would anything like that be a turn on, of course in my dreams he would be this sexy Italian and was just so turned on by my beauty. This was not quite the case in the least bit. I hate Italian men. I am going to pray tonight that I might find a nice boy soon otherwise I think I might go crazy and go after the next Italian perv that hits on me.

I am going to try to block that image from my head now and tell you about my body language class. I am in love with it! We started off with stretching, which felt amazing! Becky said she got that "tingling" feeling. Someone was really enjoying the exercises. Then we did trust games. I’m sure you know the one that comes to everyone’s mind and is almost always terrifying. Everyone stands in a circle and one person is in the middle. Then they have to literally fall back expecting the people behind them to catch them. I can honestly tell you I have never done it in my entire life. I have always gotten out of it. This time I did it! It felt amazing. Also Becky and I almost dropped this girl. Classic. Lets see other things I have learned in the class so far:

· My last name is super hard to pronounce so I need to learn to annunciate the syllables so people will be able to remember it

· The status I give off is a 3-4, but I want to be at a 5

· I have a baby lisp aka when I say the letter S it is “soft”

· I need to have better eye contact

· I need to stop biting my tongue

· I need to have better posture i.e. standing up straight, jutting my hips out

So many of these things are so helpful! I am so excited to learn more. ;)