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So just a few things to comment on that I haven't had the chance to seeing that I was in Lake Como and Switzerland all weekend..

First of all how many times do I have to say it... A frown is my normal facial expression. It is the way my mouth relaxes. And yes I know it takes more muscles to frown than smile, but just go with it because I am not going to smile just for you. And no I am not sad or angry or upset. Can a girl ever get a little peace? Sheesh.

Secondly I did a presentation on Friday and rocked the shit out of it. It was literally the first time I have never been nervous, not even the tiniest bit. Even though I am really comfortable with giving presentations and speeches these days sometimes my heart might race a little faster or my voice will get shaky, but this time there was absolutely none of that. It was awesome. Probably has a lot to do with my Body Language class and just being in Florence. I would say I have changed quite a bit.

Have I mentioned that I love black and gold? Favorite combination of colors ever. In class the other day I was noticing my all black outfit with gold shoes, gold watch, gold earrings. Everything just fit. Then I had my new black with gold accents leather bag from here, which is gorgeous, then to top it all off my coach gold and black leather planner. Here I am sitting in class looking at all of this beautifulness and what pops in to my head? The song black and yellow and how it upsets me that it is not gold.

Lastly I have found a pen that writes as smooth as sex. Amazing right. I bought them here and they are fine tip and come in so many colors. The worst is when you are writing and the pen literally missed parts of words so you have to retrace them and then it just looks ugly, offensive. I literally draw four hours with these pens because everything that goes on to the paper looks so pretty. It is so smooth and crisp. Almost orgasmic. Is it weird that I like the way a pen writes that much? I guess the only way for you to answer that it to find out for yourself.

I guess maybe I should tell you about my weekend now. It was amazing. Gorgeous, stunning, amazing, beautiful views of nature. The perfect scenery that it almost looked fake. Pictures to be posted soon. Now off to write an essay that I have to finish by six tomorrow. Perfect.

Ciao ragazzi!

10 Things That Will Make You The Happiest Girl In The World

1. Go shopping and TREAT yourself to a little something
2. Girl drams can be annoying so do yourself a favor and stay out of it
3. Homework will always get done, there is no point in letting it take over your life
4. Boys suck, just accept it and move on
5. Food is the best cure for ANYTHING so eat your favorite food and forget about everything else
6. Raging makes all your worries go away, go have a drink (Sex on the Beach preferably)
7. Have a date with yourself because you are your own best friend first
8. NEVER think negatively, staying positive is the key to life
9. Do things that scare you and I guarantee your confidence will sky rocket
10. Finally ALWAYS take compliments when given to you

I really wish I didn't have to write an essay right now. All I want to do is online shop!
Urban, Nordstrom, J.Crew, LF, and every other amazing store emails me on the reg with deals and discounts because they know it will get me.
The only reason it hasn't is because shipping to Italy I am sure would be quite pricey.
Online shopping won't know what hit it when I get back to the states.
Shipping and handling here I come.

In other recent news today I sent my dad an email telling him that I now am a big girl and eat apples, but haven't quite tackled the mystery that is the orange.

Now I am waiting for notifications on facebook so I can distract myself from my 8 page paper AND 15 minute presentation due tomorrow that I am oh lets say a smidge over half way through.
Should I be panicking? Probably. Am I? Absolutely not.

I got my beautiful music playlist on so I guess it's time I get in the zone and learn all about sex trafficking in Europe. I mean who wouldn't want to know about that?

Peace&Love

When I scrunch my forehead it doesn't wrinkle.

Is this a really good thing and I have excellent skin?

OR

Is it a really awkward thing and there is something wrong with me?

I also realize that I have quite a lot to write about including Ireland, London, and Paris.

When people ask about Paris I tell them I went to Disneyland Paris and it was amazing!
Then they want to know what I saw in Paris.
I tell them I saw the Eiffel Tower.
They say and.....?
And I say that's it!
I mean obviously Disneyland and the Eiffel Tower are the only things you need to see when in Paris.

Happy Easter!

Two weeks left of classes, one week of finals, one week in GREECE, then two weeks in IRELAND!

So basically that means six weeks until I am back on American soil. So bittersweet.

Sitting here in Astor drinking more coffee than my body can handle and attempting to start my finals papers and presentations. It is quite unsuccessful.

Went to mass yesterday for Easter, which was amazing. I mean it was all in Italian, but hey I ate the body of Christ!

Now I just want to be outside sitting by the river and writing in my new gold diary! And also I just want to stare at my new black leather bag.

Life is good.

But I miss Costco.

You know you had a good night when you get a standing ovation the second you walk out the door, are offered a ride in a sexy car, sex on the beaches all night long, dominating the dance floor with a circle around you, guys getting in a fight over you, told by a girl that you are her dream, AND escorted home. Only with Kelsey Chapman

Details not to follow.